Το ανέκδοτο της ημέρας....

YESTERDAY I WENT WITH MY CLIENT, YIANNI, TO IMMIGRATION FOR HIS GREEN CARD APPLICATION:

The officer said: 'Yianni, you have passed all the tests so far but,there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot become U.S.citizen.



Yiannis said: 'I am ready.'

The officer said: 'Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.

Yiannis thought for a few minutes mumbling gamo tι mana sou under his breath and said proudly like a peacock: 'Mister Officer, I am ready.'

The officer said: 'Go ahead, Yianni.'

Yiannis said : 'To telephono goes green, green, green and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Yianni.'

Yianni now lives in Astoria .

Θοδωρή αν είσαι σπίτι......... πάμε τελικό.......

Και στον τελικό θα γίνει της π..τ....

Ici c'est Paris........

Μας έμειναν τα συνθήματα φιλαράκια. Πάμε κατευθείαν για Β' Εθνική.
Μας πλήγωσε πολύ φέτος αυτή η ομάδα.Αυτή την Κυρακή μας έστειλε πάαααλι στον κουβά......

Premier League Winners 2007 - 2008

A Turk at the airport:

INS- Name?
- Kemal Rhazib.
INS - Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
INS - No, no. I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes sheep too.
INS - Holy cow!
- Yes, yes, cow, goat, animals in general but not pigs.
INS - But isn't that hostile?
- yes, yes, horse style, doggy style, any style!
INS - Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast..

Αυτό είναι ντοπάρισμα......