Σάββατο 19 Απριλίου 2008
Παρασκευή 18 Απριλίου 2008
Βρε, λες ;;;;;;;
It is true ... in the 21st Century:
Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our Ladies - Topless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Less and less
Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our Ladies - Topless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Less and less
Πέμπτη 17 Απριλίου 2008
Το ανέκδοτο της ημέρας....
YESTERDAY I WENT WITH MY CLIENT, YIANNI, TO IMMIGRATION FOR HIS GREEN CARD APPLICATION:
The officer said: 'Yianni, you have passed all the tests so far but,there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot become U.S.citizen.
Yiannis said: 'I am ready.'
The officer said: 'Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.
Yiannis thought for a few minutes mumbling gamo tι mana sou under his breath and said proudly like a peacock: 'Mister Officer, I am ready.'
The officer said: 'Go ahead, Yianni.'
Yiannis said : 'To telephono goes green, green, green and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Yianni.'
Yianni now lives in Astoria .
The officer said: 'Yianni, you have passed all the tests so far but,there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot become U.S.citizen.
Yiannis said: 'I am ready.'
The officer said: 'Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.
Yiannis thought for a few minutes mumbling gamo tι mana sou under his breath and said proudly like a peacock: 'Mister Officer, I am ready.'
The officer said: 'Go ahead, Yianni.'
Yiannis said : 'To telephono goes green, green, green and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Yianni.'
Yianni now lives in Astoria .
Τρίτη 15 Απριλίου 2008
Ici c'est Paris........
Μας έμειναν τα συνθήματα φιλαράκια. Πάμε κατευθείαν για Β' Εθνική.
Μας πλήγωσε πολύ φέτος αυτή η ομάδα.Αυτή την Κυρακή μας έστειλε πάαααλι στον κουβά......
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