Παρασκευή 18 Απριλίου 2008

Βρε, λες ;;;;;;;

It is true ... in the 21st Century:

Our communication - Wireless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our Ladies - Topless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Less and less

Πέμπτη 17 Απριλίου 2008

Το ανέκδοτο της ημέρας....

YESTERDAY I WENT WITH MY CLIENT, YIANNI, TO IMMIGRATION FOR HIS GREEN CARD APPLICATION:

The officer said: 'Yianni, you have passed all the tests so far but,there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot become U.S.citizen.



Yiannis said: 'I am ready.'

The officer said: 'Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.

Yiannis thought for a few minutes mumbling gamo tι mana sou under his breath and said proudly like a peacock: 'Mister Officer, I am ready.'

The officer said: 'Go ahead, Yianni.'

Yiannis said : 'To telephono goes green, green, green and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Yianni.'

Yianni now lives in Astoria .

Θοδωρή αν είσαι σπίτι......... πάμε τελικό.......




Και στον τελικό θα γίνει της π..τ....