A Turk at the airport:
INS- Name?
- Kemal Rhazib.
INS - Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
INS - No, no. I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes sheep too.
INS - Holy cow!
- Yes, yes, cow, goat, animals in general but not pigs.
INS - But isn't that hostile?
- yes, yes, horse style, doggy style, any style!
INS - Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast..
